Slipping between the silky sheets
bare skinned and anticipating
that intimate moment we all long
the satisfaction that will soon swallow us whole
the soft rising and falling of our breath
and just when you’re about there, in bliss…..
you’re RUDELY awakened!
moments away from sleeping climax
the sheets get STRIPPED from your body
it becomes a full game of tug-o-war
struggling to steel a corner back
he’s wrapped like a burrito
he lays like a rock
fighting against his 200 lb body
as he snores peacefully
all of his parts warm and cozy
while you lay exposed
naked, cold and sleepless.
The struggle between the sheets is real folks,
don’t let it happen to you.